Oh gag. Apparently an acquired taste.

I was just at Trader Joe's picking up some mangoes when I stumbled across the "crumpets". Apparently these actually exist. Totally thought they weren't real. They look like super thick pancakes with giant pores ready to soak up butter and jam. Maybe I should use the word "holes" instead of "pores" because I think that word sounds gross when not referring to skin or well, the nucleus. Anyway, I opted for the blueberry flavor since I thought it would be more bang for my buck. Upon opening the package. They smelled disgusting. How does a pancake-y thing go bad? I thought that maybe drying it out in the toaster would improve it. Wrong. Gross. Apparently British food is just as bad as everyone says it is. No wonder they spent most of their 19th century invading other countries. Better food. I had to eat a handful of goldfish crackers to make the nast go away.